Favourite words not in the dictionary

I found this list and I thought it was hilarious! I think it's a compilation from previous years. This year, the list is:

1. ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous
2. confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time
3. woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement
4. chillax (v): chill out/relax, hang out with friends
5. cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you're on the highway
6. gription (n): the purchase gained by friction: "My car needs new tires because the old ones have lost their gription."
7. phonecrastinate (v): to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number
8. slickery (adj): having a surface that is wet and icy
9. snirt (n): snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed
10. lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms

(http://www.nbc17.com/news/4494431/detail.html)

I'm trying to think of the ones I heard, used or made up with friends in Kenya;

1. errambassed (adj): embarrassed
2. disobellion (n): a shocking combination of disobedience and rebellion (you had to have been there!)
3. (insert swahili word here)-ring (can be a v, n or adj): addition of -ring to swahili words to emphasise a point, for example, "stop wekelearing us"(stop putting the blame on us) or "he was somearing me for being late" (he told me off for being late).
4. riswah (v): used to chastise or rebuke evil or naughty thoughts and actions. For example, Whenever Kamau flirts with me, I laugh and then say, "Riswah! Don't you know I'm a married woman?" Also used to make fun of people who claim to speak in tongues but actually utter jibberish
5. sheathen (n): the feminine of heathen
6. R.S.V.P (n): not French for "please respond", stands for "Rice and Stew Very Plenty" in reference to wedding receptions.
7. clawer (adj): an individual who forces themselves into others lives and plans without invitation, also poxer or jipoxer

Ok, I will stop here, but please feel free to add more to the list. This gave me a good laugh and brought back some good memories. I actually enjoy doing lists, I think I shall do another soon.